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billyjoeparker:

can somebody explain to my why there are so many photos of clowns chillin with chasidic dudes

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when u forget it’s adar aleph and u go too hard on purim katan

lesbriian:

entschuldigung-420:

lesbriian:

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

Mulan

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

barzum-and-baizli:

elwurd:

raven-dreaming:

dreamteen:

pillars-of-creation-are-rad:

pumpkin-spice-paradox:

I think I may have unlocked the secret to success. feel free to contribute to this theory

may I suggest an edit

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I’ve made an appropriate addition I believe

Add “potential immortality” to the JJohn Mulaney and Andrew Hussie section. 

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the chart is complete

trashley-the-rocket-queen:

aicosu:

“Patching you up!”💪🌡️🤕 

I am so gay.

kelssiel:

1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!

loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone

starryfinn:

passing a group of men in public:

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